Potions
gamer tips: don’t waste your pokemon money on clothes!!! buy potions and supplies
me, the second i arrive on an island:
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if you don’t buy a new outfit every island than you are playing the game in the most wrong way possible
Headcanons on why mages don’t wear armor:
- magic and mana corrodes metal (that’s why so many rpgs have heavy plated characters weak to spells)
- armor has no pockets for potions or books or herbs or snacks
- mages read and do alchemy in tiny spaces so armor gets in the way a lot and libraries hate clanking noises
- most mages are skinny weak ass nerds do u think they can wear armor
- mages are universally pretentious and dramatic and they don’t wear armor “to make it fair” for the other classes
Caught in a rather good romance
It sounds like I’m playing a video game and someone is trying to sell me potions. :D
…that is exactly what it sounds like
lush employee: hello, how can I–
me: hello, potion seller. I am going into battle and I need your strongest potions.
A tree trunk throne in Kendall, England.
Doesn’t look safe for a mortal.
if you sit there you belong to the fae
That’s the Fae’s problem
That is such a strong, bold, confident statement and I respect you for it.
i hope that baby yoda grows up to talk like a normal person and we find out yoda was just a fucking freak
IIRC Yoda’s Speech patterns were explicitly stated once to be due to his age. It was something along the lines of that the rules of grammar for basic had changed between his youth and the time of the Star Wars movies. So it was essentially like if an Anglican Priest from the Elizabethan Era had taken refuge in a swamp in Louisiana and was trying to impart his ancient wisdom on some farmboy from Texas.
exile as a concept is so funny. it's like "we don't care what you do after you leave just as long as you get the fuck out and we never have to see you ever again"
bad vibes banished
by order of his majesty the king:
𝕭𝖊𝖌𝖔𝖓𝖊, 𝕿𝖍𝖔𝖙
power move: instead of executing your problem subjects, just make them someone else's problem
Let’s talk about mynoise.net
Have you ever been listening to Rainymood and thought, “Yeah, this is good … but it would be nice if I could customize the sound more, or if there was a little more choice.
Let me introduce you to MyNoise.
MyNoise is a customizable sounscape looper with so many options, even within each soundscape. So say, for instance, you really love rain sounds when you write or study or relax. Anything. I know I’m a big fan of rain sounds. They have a page for that.
But say you like really high, pattery rain, and LOTS of low thunder. Here’s where MyNoise really stands out: you can customize that. See those sliders with all the cute colors? That is your equalizer. You can adjust the levels based on what you want to hear more and less of. Here’s how it looks when you want high, pattery rain and low, rumbly thunder:
But say rain isn’t really your jam. Say you want something a little more ambient, a little more background noise-y. Something with people. Well, they have customizable coffee house chatter that even has the levels listed for things like “kitchen,” “babble,” and “table”:
Or say you miss the ocean.
Or say you miss your cat.
Or say you miss your spaceship.
Or say you miss the dungeon where you and your team of scalawag adventurers used to explore and face off against, say, dragons. In the dungeon.
This site is seriously so helpful, and those are just a fraction of every kind of sounscape the site has to offer. The best part is that if you want to layer it with music (for instance, I’ll layer a playlist + rain + coffee shop if the scene I’m writing takes place in a coffee shop), you can adjust the master volume, meaning all of your layers stay at their respective volumes, just louder or quieter.
Enjoy!
OH MY GOD
yeah this thing basically saved my thesis
ALSO FOR THOSE WHO DO LOVE IT: the owner will give you a bunch more content and a truly touching thank you note if you throw them a few bucks.
Just can’t stress enough how much I love this site. <3
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